This proposal is similar to religious rules that various religions have. For example, Orthodox Jews won't shale hands with unrelated women since its an "affectionate" touch that could conceivably be a species of forbidden sexual relationship. I'm torn between whether the Orthodox are onto something elementary that we are only now re-discovering as a Society, or concluding that we're witnessing #MeToo moral panic and a female driven Puritanical backlash to 50 years of sexual liberation.
This was hilarious. This 'no spoilers' things is getting out of control.
I need a milky lady on my chocolate dick asap! Damn!